(actually another joke.....shhhhh)

Laughter is a Divine Gift (amen)

Little Jerry Falwell was playing in the garden when he spotted two spiders.

“Daddy, look at these cute little spiders ” he said.

“They’re God’s wondrous creatures,” father replied.

“Look how tall and thin they, their bodies are decorated with all sorts of markings, they live in very ornate houses decorated with lots of silk, truly one of God’s miracles” father said.

“They are so cute” little Jerry replied. “Daddy, what are they doing?”

“Well, they’re mating son” father said

What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” he asked.

“That’s a daddy longlegs.” father answered.

“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” Jerry asked.

“No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy longlegs.”

Jerry thought for a moment, then took his foot and stamped them flat. “Well, we’re not having that sort of thing in our garden.”