...don't want to get sweaty? What should I tell her?

I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend.

Thankfully, my husband mows the lawn, and I DON"T have to ask him.

Go mow the lawn!

Sorry this is sad you don't shower everyday or at least every other day? Sorry but that's disturbing. Also dude just cut the lawn and take another shower also are you like living with her? That's sick no mater how many people do it.

ugg what's that smell? dang I can smell you through the computer go take a shower!

(LMAO)

Just showered the day before yesterday? EW! Go mow the lawn, then take a shower.

I don't know where you live but here in the US the cultural topic of personal hygiene calls for bathing daily or every other day if you don't have alot of body odor.