Hobos, P&S people, and hippies come and attack you to eat the mushrooms on your lawn. What do you do?

Turn off the lawn mover. Tell them to have their fill. Wait till they're done. Next day check the yard to see if they've done a good job of eliminating the mushrooms and other fungi. If yes then start up the mover and complete your work.

It's a win-win situation for all.

I let them eat the mushrooms.They are special, lethal, and are everywhere. It solves the long term problem of having people coming on my lawn to eat mushrooms.

Chase them w/ the mower.

Hey, I am a p/s person!

Chop them up with my super lawn/people mower!

First, I throw a piece of bread and the Hobo's would run after it and eventually kill eachother for it. I would then throw a compy with yahoo as the homepage for the p/s person. Then I would take some arregano and throw it into the road for the hippies. Finally I would take all the mushrooms in my lawn and put them in my neighbors lawn.

Put the mower away. I'm getting it done by others for free.

fence off the yard, sell the mower and start charging admission to graze on my lawn.