I got a huge dislike for snails as i think their really disgusting. they're rubbish at life anyway. Any methods to kill them beside salt and beer?

Are ya talking snails(with shells on their backs) or slugs - which sort of look like snails sans shells? Anyhow, get rid of non-porous mulch. When plant environs are too soggy, the slugs show up. Also, sprinkling a ring of sand around plants will discourage the buggers because it's a major irritant to their skin.

Stab them with a fork and shove em in your mouth and start chewing... there nice on toast to... bye bye

you're so mean >_< gosh,
I guess you would feel nice to be dipped in Mercury, and f*ing drowned in some Biological Poison, preferably 'Venezuelan equine encephalitis' So that cells in your brain swell and you die of internal bleading, with the snails watching you and having a great laugh.

Just took at a snail, during the rains, the ways it moves and bites and eats small leaves. Gosh, wht harm can they ever do to you. Gosh, Wht to say to you, You're the rubbish at life anyway

Cheers ^_^

sprinkle crushed up egg shells around your beloved plants. when the snails attempt to slither over they'll cut their little bellies open.