I planted five beans in my garden the other day and I looked out the...
...window and where i planted them there? is a vine growing all the way to the clouds. The wizard who gave me them said to go up and see whats it all about?
anyone had these beans before? cuz I'll be dammed if im going all the way up there ?
Well, I guess you did not know they were Mexican Jumping beans, and those clouds are chuck full of illegal immigrants who were looking for a way to enter the USA illegally.
Thanks for giving it to them.