I've kidnapped my neighbours cat, because it keeps pooing in my garden....?

EMMA© · #1 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 04:12 AM

I'm thinking of giving it to my Local Chinese Takeaway, as my neighbours like to order a Chinese every Friday! I think they'll enjoy it!
Or should I just let the cat go?

Has everyone had a sense of humour bypass today...or is it just me?

Christina K · #2 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 05:37 AM

you will be in big trouble with the RSPCA, let it go. Chinese is nicer with dog anyway.

alcatraz · #3 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 07:51 AM

what a purrrrrrrrrr fect solution? if your neighbours found out you gave it to the restaraunt,you could have a cat-a strophy on your hands.

rolling stone · #4 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 11:28 AM

I agree with Roo, It's like a scene from Me Myself and Irene. Take a dump in their garden!!!

angel eyes · #5 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 04:25 PM

haha..ur funny. y not torture it a little bit, like shave his hair off...im joking.

iain xx · #6 (**permalink**) 07-18-2007, 04:26 PM

I am sure they will love it Emma.

Can I have a doggy bag for my lunch tomorrow ?