...off flowers..who is with me? i wanna be queen but you all can ride around on seahorses....and steeds of white fire...everyone will get fairy dust..we will have a democracy (as long as you do what i say :] ) we will live in the forest and make our homes in the trees and you can sit on the toadstools when you want to whine about the queen....

You mean....not everyone already has wings like me?

It sounds like the one of the stupidest things I have ever heard- but it doesn't involve spending money on nuclear subs when schools are falling to bits, so in an absence of anything better, I'm in.
I'm not wearing an effin too-too though. If you saw my legs, you'd realise this is as much for your benefit as it is for mine...
...can I still smoke?

I know you are making a joke and I do chuckle at it lightly but not everybody in this world has a stable enough mind to appreciate the humor in your words. I am sure there are some and maybe even many that are hoping you are serious and are ready to follow. You think I am making too much of this? Well not too long ago a man named Anton Levay did something similar to what you are "joking around" about. He made a "Joke religion" that he never meant for anybody to take serious and today it is still alive...The Church of Satan.

I'll be the Dark Prince of the Death Faye. A group of Evil Fairies out to destroy you, and bring about the righteous rule of Survival of the Fittest.