If you had a Four-thousand year old tree in your garden that could talk,...

Mr Jazz. ♪♫ · #1 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 02:45 AM

...what would your first question be?
Jody W, I forgot to say, you only get two questions!

welly boots · #2 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 02:46 AM

Hi is it cold up there?

Madame M · #3 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 02:46 AM

Whoops, I just wasted my two questions. Do you need anything to drink? Or some nice fertilizer?

Maybe I could get my family and friends to ask all the important historical questions. I'd like to know who lived on this land during the last 4000 years. My husband's family has been on it for about 65 years. And we've found obsidian tools, so maybe the tree could tell us about who made them.

The Gay Rabbi · #4 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 02:47 AM

aren't you sick and tired of standing in one place

K B · #5 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 02:50 AM

Don't you get bored all day with nobody to talk to but me?

bookworm · #6 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 02:52 AM

How did you live to be four thousand years old?